June 2011
27 posts
When you meet someone for the first time instead...
…This is exactly the kind of life I like to live. People think I am strange, quirky, whichever word you choose; I just don’t like to live my life by typical small talk. I want to know everyone’s hopes, dreams, desires. I want to be everyone’s best friend, cheerleader and confidant. I want to mean something to every single person I meet, whether it is being their biggest...
Dallas Clayton: HOW TO MAKE AN ALBUM (EVEN THOUGH... →
dallasclayton:
HOW TO MAKE AN ALBUM (EVEN THOUGH YOU DON’T PLAY MUSIC)
On your birthday this year you should take a few minutes to write a song with lyrics all about yourself and everything that’s going on in your life at that exact moment. Your girlfriend, your parents, your apartment, your thoughts on the…
Another New Business Venture
me: Oh fun!
Do you get to meet your brother's puppkins?
Kiki: Ya we were just there
me: AWWHHHHH
What did he name it?
Kiki: No name still
me: Oh geez man!
I can help with that
Kymm C****, Professional Dog Namer
Kiki: He needs one
me: I will need to meet the little buddy
And then I will give some names - 3 for $10, 5 for $20
Then Kyle can choose which he likes
Sent at 4: 51 PM on Thursday
Kiki: Ya its hard bc he is so big and fluffy but he's totally shy and lazy. I've never seen such a chill dog. But he looks so big like he needs a massive name
me: Schmorgasbord!!
Ok that's the only one you get for free.
Kiki: That's a good job for you
me: This is totally going on my blog.
Kiki: Yup
“I do not like the man who squanders life for fame; give me the man who living...”
– Emily Dickinson
“The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are...”
– Fernando Pessoa
You know you’re the best thing to ever come...
I find eternal art in everything: well dressed mannequins, cloud formations, mere sentences, musical composure, baskets of clean laundered towels, rainbow colored salads, piles of sand gravel and dirt, short Italian leather boots, the inky parts of your pupils (where your dreams lay), my simple drifting thoughts.
I will never “sit and look pretty.”
I will always “twirl and be hilarious.”
